British-Flavoured Tits and Tats

Sep 30 2005
By Sam Lister Daily Post Staff

On her darkest days, the entertainer tells her close friends she misses Merseyside
and wants to return to her roots.
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"Anyway I had my palm read the other day and I was told I'm going to meet an
American lawyer. I'm going to America in October so you never know."
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She had hoped to catch up with old pal Cynthia Lennon at the Cavern last night
but had to fly back to London for another charity event.
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Most of her time now is devoted to travelling. She has just returned from a trip to
Marrakesh and is days away from flying out to America - a far cry from her early life.
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She added: "I came back to Liverpool last year to shoot a documentary and went
back to Scottie Road to the phone box where Brian Epstein phoned me to tell me I'd got my first
number one. It's changed so much..."

I heart Eddie Izzard hugely.

Izzard lands role in Beatles movie Eddie Izzard is to star opposite Bono in a new film based on the songs of the Beatles. The comic plays Mr Kite in the movie Across the Universe, now in production in New York. It has been written by sitcom veterans Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, the duo behind Porridge, The Likely Lads and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. It is a romantic musical, told mainly through Beatles songs, in which a young man from Liverpool comes to America during the Vietnam War to find his father, ending up in Greenwich Village. The film is directed by Julie Taymor, who was previously responsible for the London and Broadway stage versions of The Lion King. CLICK FOR ORIGINAL ARTICLE ON CHORTLE.COM September, 2005

Click pic for the Official Eddie Izzard Website! "I'm an Action Transvestite"

STEWIE's MY BABE!

Click on Stewie and tell him what to do ---> Hint: Tell him to YELL ! Other good ones are SPEAK SOUTHERN, CHANGE DIAPER and FART. Let me know if you find a good one. :) Sooner or later the KILL knob on the TV will flash... and he attempts to kill Lois... but Phase 2 of KILL is worth the wait!