For the past few days, every spam email I've received has been about enlarging my nonexistent penis. And I do mean EVERY.
Couldn't have said it better. Thanks, nerdork!
I know that penis-related emails shouldn't be surprising, but I miss having some variety. Whatever happened to that "Free Pizza for a Year!!!!11" email? That, at least, would be totally awesome were the offer actually valid.
Penis emails, on the other hand, are completely unnecessary. My imaginary penis is already gigantic.