|Hey Family Guy fans!|
Some idiot is selling a piece of Stewie fruit on eBay!
You are bidding on a strawberry that holds an uncanny resemblance with Stewie, the evil, plotting but ultimately just as impotent as any other baby baby from Fox's cartoon show, Family Guy. It is in the freezer waiting for someone to bid. It will be shipped in dry ice to preserve it's form.
Notice the number of people who looked at this thingy, in the green counter box just below the description. Holy shit.
Also notice some idiots also BID on this thingy. Holy JUMPIN shit!
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."