Perhaps you haven't seen "him" in recent years...
I wouldn't post these here to show up directly. This creep just reeks evil.
I even live directly across the street from the old city cemetery.
Y'know, I should embrace goth or something ... but then I would feel like I'm following a crowd, and that offends me. Besides, what kind of gothie would be 50-something and grooving on Yellow Submarine, Eddie Izzard, Family Guy, and Mr. Yellow M&M?
Oh, I know ... I could always be a parody/satire/spoof of a goth! Yes. That would be fun.
--- </p>I "sort of" follow the Beatles crowd, but I'm really following Brian Epstein. Someday Brian may attract a more sizable crowd (one can only hope ... if anybody deserves adulation/adoration, he does), but I still won't be following his crowd ... I'd be at the head of it ... after all, I've got seniority ... it's only been going on 38 years!!!
#1 Eppy Lover.
Yay.
And, in keeping with the gothic/morbid theme, my Ann Rice-loving niece might ask:
"I wonder what he looks like NOW, after 37 years underground?"
...Well, they dug up Abe Lincoln a few years back, and he was perfectly preserved, albeit covered with a light misty white mold...bwa-ha-ha-haaa.
However, much depends upon climate. The Jolly Olde weather sucks. And I don't think Orthodox Jews in England embalm or use any type of preservation. So I suppose we'd be looking at bones with some shreds of whatever they buried him in.
No, thank you. No souvenirs. I could never be THAT goth!!!
...bwa - ha - ... ... eeuuwwww ...
BAD, BAAAD OLD PERSON!
BAD OLD SICKO-TYPE PERSON!
Actually, 50 years after I'm dead, I hope somebody will have a sense of humor
(sense of humous? post-humous?)
about my "remains."
