christine~ (eppylover) wrote,

Sunday Sermon ~ Part 2, Great Quotes

It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity. -Abraham Lincoln

The Bible - A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate.

The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe. -Ed Krebs

RT @enkiv2: @heavenshoax Comparing organized religion to fairy tales is disrespectful to the fairies.

When reality doesn`t fit the truth, bend the truth to fit reality. -Simon Harte

God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom.

People in America look at extreme Muslims, and how they are brainwashed, but not at themselves. -Heath Gresham

Religion. It`s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. -Charlie Chaplin

It has served us well, this myth of Christ. -Pope Leo X

The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail. -Gustaf Lindborg

Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one. -Richard Dawkins

Hilarious! The Atheist Cat.

There aren't actually moral atheists are there?

Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them. -Peter Ustinov

Why are christians so....

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. -Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.

There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages. -Richard Lederer

You can`t use the bible to prove the bible.

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