christine~ (eppylover) wrote,
christine~
eppylover

Shabbat Shmooze ~ Old post from 10/07/06 ~ Biblical Bloopers


CLICK FOR SOMETHING THAT IS DEFINITELY 2 GUD 2 B 4 GOTTEN

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>It is truly astonishing what happens to Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world.

One sample:
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history
they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.


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Okay.
Seriously now, folks, this sounds hopeful
for this here unemployed old broad who is
beginning to fall apart physically:




I love this comment:
"The product of health insurance is to provide you with medical coverage when you need it. Unlike other businesses that need to provide you with their product in order to make any money, health insurance companies actually make more money for themselves when they restrict and do not pay claims. In other words, they make more money when they do NOT provide the product that you have paid them for.

"Read the 50 to 70 pages of your health insurance contract. Pay particular attention to the section entitled “limitations and exclusions”. People’s health is not a product that needs to be left to the whims of money motivated CEO’s and stockholders. If that is your thinking, you might as well have your police and fire department protection based on insurance premiums you pay. Then you can go to the police and fire protection insurance page for ‘limitations and exclusions’ on whether or not the police or fire department would come out to your house in the event of an emergency."


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