Goth girl: I'm not going to lie, I love the new Britney album.
Brunette friend: What? You like Britney?
Goth girl: Yeah. I have a dark side, you know.
--5th Ave & 13th St
Until I gave up the idiocy and went ahead and retired, I'd been through more job interviews than I can count ~ ~ the one thing I've…
from ~ Tom Lehrer ☞