March 18th, 2008

Paul waves you off Brian

After this, nothing from Heather Mills will ever surprise me again...


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PAUL McCARTNEY HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE 1966, CLAIMS HEATHER...

She added: "He's nothing more than a second rate look-a-like that Brian Epstein picked up in a Blackpool snooker hall."



> [ within a few weeks of the couple's first date, she realised he was in fact, dead. ]

Nobody caught on to the double meaning of that sentence?
Guess you've gotta be over 50 to really understand! Hahaa.