October 7th, 2006

somber

Shabbat Shmooze ~ Oy! Kids! ~~ And really why we use "X" in place of "Christ"

Biblical Bloopers
[from an article by Richard Lederer in the National Review, December 31, 1995]

These student bloopers are all genuine, authentic, and unretouched.
(None, of course, was written by your child - or any youngster in your school district.)
It is truly astonishing what happens to Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world.
  • In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
  • Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  • Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
  • Noah built an ark, which the animals came on to in pears.
  • Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
  • The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
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    Judaism: In writing the name of Jesus

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