July 21st, 2006


Fabs Lampoon, Silly Scenario, Rant Continuation, and A Real Deal

1975 National Lampoon EP
For you, an item of *Beatley* auditory strangeness...

While it lasts online, you can listen to -
or save to your hard drive -
this 1min-52sec.mp3
from a 1975 National Lampoon Promo EP
that's being offered on eBay.

Let me know if you can't get it, and I can upload it to YouSendIt. It's mildly amusing.

A silly scenario popped into my head as I was viewing some nice pics of Jane Asher online, whilst remembering an article on Paul's bad fortune in the marriage department ~ and at the same time, across the room, a thing about Paul came on the TV that Stephy was watching.
Here it is:
If I had millions of dollars, one of the things I would do is:

Lock Paul and Jane Asher into a room (with an attached bathroom) for 3 days and see what happens. (Sorry, Mr. Jane Asher's husband.)

Do the same thing with Sean and Julian, only include a foolproof arbitrator (reincarnation of Eppy?) guaranteed to morph said Lennons into the new musical sensation, "The Lennon Brothers."

If that fails, give Sean back to mommy and deposit Dhani, Zak and James. Add instruments and arbitrator, mix well and See what happens.

Oh, and then after the Paul thing was over, Stephy started channel-surfing and stated, "There's nothing on TV! Time for a movie!" and proceeded to pop in "Yellow Submarine."

Am I bringing her up right, or what? Especially when asked to name The Beatles, the first name she comes out with is "Brian." YES.

The Truth: Female vs male romantic thinkingExpanding on my previous day's post moan-fest:

    > However, because idiots people should have freedom of choice, it's not feasible to put my "dream implants" in every newborn ~ the implant that would stifle their fertility and libido until they were at least 28.

...But then, what would teenagers and young adults DO with themselves if their lives didn't revolve around the opposite sex? Collapse )
Brian Epstein acknowledges his sexual overindulgence, and tells you to fuck off
I'm sure the Boys didn't mean "All You Need Is Love" primarily in the carnal sense.
Even though they (and their beatledaddy) are now well-known for their overindulgences.
Oy! Damn hormones.

It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
        - Krishnamurti


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Speaking of Eppy (Epiphone~Eppy...uhhh...)
I get this newsletter called "My Bargain Buddy"
(no relation to the virus that went around a couple years ago called "Bargain Buddy")
and today they had a deal maybe somebody else would want to get into... I dunno, I'll just pass on the info.
Epiphone Acoustic Guitar - $99.99 + Free shipping (reg. $232)