This seems to be a very Pirate year, me hearties, so someone creative can search for images of plank-walking swabs and Photoshop 'em into an image of Cap'n Eppy (with "Long John" Lennon aside him, yarrr) brandishing his cutlass and escorting a swarthy evil Allen "Black Shirtstain" Klein on his way to Davey Jones' Locker!
Humorous incarnations of the other Fabs and Fabs-related characters can be inserted in amusing areas; i.e., we can show Monkee Davy Jones, complete with locker, in the water awaiting the villainous Klein's descent!
Well, that's what I'd try to do if I knew (and had) Photoshop. It would take a tedious amount of searching for the exact images you'd need, though! (I'm addicted to searching anyway)
I'm trying to be imaginative, but that's the only non-porn thought I can come up with at the moment. Grrrr!