christine~ (eppylover) wrote,

lighten up dammit

Okay, the weekend's here, the Stephy's spring break has started already,
and I must pull out of this angsty-shit mood I'm in.

So, a few strides on the lighter sides ~

Before anything else, here's my April Fool's Day contribution:

April Fool's Day history
in the life of John Lennon

John and Yoko dual sex change

John Lennon's first book 'In His Own Write'

A link to a website

that contains

the full text

of all the stories


In His Own Write !!!

Some Dutch kid's English class school project perhaps?
The Beatles popular at the 60's with some kind of popmusic
Looove those captions.

And this is a very apt description of me
(and layla1188 ... and probably a zillion more of us 'puter-bound LJ'ers)
- Caring for Your Introvert-click here for original article site
The habits and needs of a little-understood group
by Jonathan Rauch
(Here's the story, on Layla's journal)

And the following is the type of stuff that warms my ♥
and makes coffee spurt from my nose!
(Oops, sorry, didn't mean to get so graphic there...)

A list of recent winners of a word contest sponsored by the Washington Post Style section.
To enter, you take a word, change one letter in it, and offer a new definition.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decaflon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Finishing you off with Words of Wisdom:

"The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it."
  - Doris Day

"The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation."
  - Benjamin Disraeli

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
  - Albert Einstein

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
  - Steven Weinberg

"Dead Meat" is redundant. Once something gets classified as meat, it hardly ever recovers.
~Dilbert Cartoon Show, The Security Guard Episode

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