christine~ (eppylover) wrote,

So this is trivia ... about Christine and about Brian.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christine!

  1. Christine is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
  2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Christine, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  3. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Christine!
  4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Christine.
  5. Christine is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  6. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Christine.
  7. Banging your head against Christine uses 150 calories an hour.
  8. A thimbleful of Christine would weigh over 100 million tons.
  9. Cats use their Christine to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Christine in your mouth.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brian!

  1. Brian is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Brian.
  2. If Brian was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  3. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Brian.
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Brian to reach the earth's core!
  5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Brian.
  6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Brian!
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Brian.
  8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Brian', hated Brian and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  9. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Brian.
  10. Brian can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
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Here's one we did before the ones with just the first names:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brian Epstein!

  1. Originally, Brian Epstein could not fly!
  2. Brian Epstein is incapable of sleep!
  3. The liquid inside Brian Epstein can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Brian Epstein state'.
  5. Olive oil was used for washing Brian Epstein in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  6. Brian Epstein can be seen from space.
  7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Brian Epstein.
  8. Brian Epstein was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Brian Epstein is two days!
  10. It took Brian Epstein 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
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#1 - Until the first time Lennon's dentist spiked his Courvoisier.
#2 - Mr Epstein himself will verily attest to the truth of #2!!!
#3 - Just what liquid are they referring to - ?!
#4 - Because of the corn?
#5 - The mental image aroused by this claim.. um... excuse me, my cold shower just started running...
#6 - From the rumours I've heard, at least one part could be...
#7 - Then the Eppylover kills the snake, and she wins.
#8 - Ahhh. Alexander. He was great.

#9, #9, #9 - I am simply aghast! I would compel the court to subpoena Mr Epstein and demand a scientific personal research session or two (or, as many as it took to compile my report)! An arbitrary statement such as this must be backed by a plethora of verification! It could take years...

#10 - ...and less than a year to build the Beatles!


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