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HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! May. 5th, 2008 @ 04:31 pm
mexican smiley This is precious!

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And here's my card from Daughter of Doom. *sigh* May. 4th, 2008 @ 05:33 pm
Happy Mothers Day from Stephy
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Shabbat Shmooze ~ Passover Kosher Shortages! Pesach Playlist! RECIPES! Apr. 19th, 2008 @ 05:04 pm
Passover chocolate chip cookiesWall Street Journal Logo

What's Different This Passover?
No Margarine

Cooks Face Shortage
Of Kosher Ingredient


By ANN ZIMMERMAN
April 18, 2008



It's the great kosher cooking crisis of Passover 2008.

A shortage of special kosher-for-Passover margarine is causing dismay in Jewish households across the nation as family cooks discover they can't make many of their traditional Passover meals without it.

Particularly irksome is... )

This is actually the second kosher crisis this Passover season, following the absence of holiday favorite Tam Tam matzo crackers because of production problems at the Manischewitz plant. It is the first time in more than 60 years that store shelves will lack the popular six-sided cracker that is as ubiquitous at Passover as Peeps marshmallow candies are at Easter and candy canes at Christmas.

Some Jewish cooks are facing the scarcity philosophically... )

Here's the article on its original website

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PART TWO ~ Pesach Playlist?

SHALOOOOOOOOMmmmmMMMM!!!... )

FROM CHRISTINE WITH MUCH Hebrew characters meaning Love



Stephy's Easterburninater Contribution Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:07 pm
Daughter of Doom

I received this as a sort of Easter email 'card' from Daughter of Doom herself... )


Purim Sameach Everyone! Mar. 20th, 2008 @ 11:04 pm




Shabbat Shmooze ~ A Jewish Christmas? Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 11:27 pm
Oops, once again we are late for shabbos ~

~ for those of you who actually look forward to my shmoozifications ~ ? ~

I realize Hanukkah ended more than a week ago, but today's shmooze being so close to the Xian holiday, I thought these submissions would be more appropriate now.

First and BEST... )

Eppy Xmukkah!  

Shabbat Shmooze ~ A Chanukah/Hanukkah Comic! And other schtuffs... Dec. 7th, 2007 @ 09:58 pm
Explaining what it is to the goyim ~ *sigh!*


This year, the
8 crazy nights of Chanukah/Hanukkah begin on Dec 4..

Itchy Kadoozy Show ~ What's Your Favorite Part of Hanukkah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXKptAeV7S4

A cute li'l Chrismukkah ditty
http://www.youtube.com/jpv91
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I just may hold off posting anything tomorrow,
seeing as it's that miserable anniversary.

That is all. Shalom!



Mine is bigger than yours, nyah-nyah! Dec. 6th, 2007 @ 03:24 pm
As we all know, the little Lord Jesus
MUST have a tree larger than THEIR menorah.

Oh Noes !!! One-a them me-forsaken Hebrewish candle thingies!
From The American Chronicle.com (California)
Thursday, December 6, 2007

Menorah Envy
Robert Paul Reyes


"LONG BEACH, N.Y. - Residents don't want to have themselves a merry little Christmas tree.They want a big one. When city officials planted a 7-foot-tall Christmas tree next to a 20-foot-tall menorah in the plaza in front of City Hall, some residents barked. They telephoned City Hall, wrote letters and testified at a public hearing that the tiny tree in the shadow of the huge Hanukkah symbol was an insult to the Christian community."

Read more... )

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From a post in the [info]weirdjews community:
"If this is OH SO BAD and intolerable, imagine what Jews have felt like since, oh, I don't know, forever? I guess according to this logic, it's an insult to Jews to see a bigger Christmas tree next to a smaller menorah. But for some reason I haven't seen any news stories about that..."


Other entries
» Eight crazy nights?
Happy Chanukah!
...or Hanukkah, or Chanukkah, or however you like to spell it...

Aw heck, Happy Festival of Lights!

Copy/paste this url into your address space:
http://www.vjbrewski.com/santastic/djflack-dreidlbells.mp3

» Just because...
A long page of music to download, beginning with Xmas songs.
http://beatlejohn.multiply.com/
Makes me remember my childhood,
being assailed by a LOT of
Brenda Lee Xmas stuff.


» Wuddup, turkey?
Do you ever get in one of those moods where you just don't want to deal with anyone? Sorry if I haven't been commenting or posting.

What's goin' on... )


» Eppy Beatleween Everybody!
(SORRY, I FORGOT WHO MADE THE ZOMBIE BRIAN FOR ME!)


Read more... )
...Since Og is refusing so far to buy us some candy to pass out to kids, I suppose my Halloween
will be the same as last year ~ watching TV or using the laptop in the bedroom with all the rest
of the house lights out to make it look like nobody's home.



» Shabbat Shmooze ~ Chickening out? Nah, just temporarily tuckered...
I'm feeling terribly overwhelmed by life right now ~ so please forgive me if I haven't touched base with you on the many and various avenues of Eppiliciousness we are immersed within. At this particular point I almost feel like I'm drowning in it ~ so Stephy and I are taking a little break to go wandering at the local mall.

*Christine covers her face in dire humiliation regarding such a lame yuppie endeavor, yet mentally salivates at the thought of the Barnes & Noble therein*


Meanwhile, a quickie for the Shabbos ~ a fascinating article, even though it's slightly late for Yom Kippur:
STANDING UP FOR THE YOM KIPPUR CHICKENS

What happens when a ritual designed to remove sin might itself generate sin? )

In conclusion, remember the wise words of the world's greatest living philosopher, George Carlin:

"Chickens are decent people!

» Shabbat Shmooze ~ g'mar chatimah tovah!
Read more... )

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May you be sealed for a good year
in the Book of Life

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» Watch out, Max!
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» Shabbat Shmooze ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Again)
Yaakov Kirschen's 'Dry Bones' Blog
Very cute ~~ and legit until sundown! ~ embedded vid behind this cut )

Otherwise, click this link:
http://www.forward.com/blogs/bintel-blog/11572/

Final Rosh Hashana treat ~ embedded vid behind this cut )

Otherwise, as before, click this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTOdBzSpYc
Thanks be to [info]ecdysiasm Mrs Rachel Zall for this link!



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