eppylover ([info]eppylover) wrote,
@ 2008-04-06 12:59:00
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Entry tags:humor, sunday sermon

*Whew*


If I had a time machine, the first thing I'd do is kidnap Brian Epstein shortly after 5pm on August 26, 1967.

Then I'd drag him along with me (most likely kicking and screaming, but c'est la vie) back to see, for ourselves, just who the f* this "rabblerousing person" was (or, most likely, if he ever existed at all) who caused such a ruckus during the timeframe which later became known as 1-30 AD ~

~ and if indeed there was such a character to whom hundreds of years later the multiple manipulative fairy tale scripture-writers and re-writers would decide to name "Jesus" ~ well, then, did he indeed resemble a blue-eyed, light-brown-shaggyhaired derelict in a dress from late-sixties Haight-Ashbury? Yes, even as a child the pictures of Christ creeped me out ~ same as Santa and clowns (from the same sack of imaginary characters).

Yeah, that's right, folks. Saving Lennon would have to wait. *smiley tongue*


An amazingly pale caucasian Christ ponders playing GODzilla all over Thomas Kinkade's quaint cottage.





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(Anonymous)
2008-04-06 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Frizz K. West

If I had a time machine, I'd go and hang out with 15 year old John in '55. I have the odd suspicion that he'd find me annoying, since I'd be alternitly babbling and drooling. Then'd hang out with Bri. Then I'd head over to '72 and see Ziggy Stardust in concert, then move on to '79 go and find my Social Studies teacher and find out if he was awesome then too. Then I may stopover to the late 1800's and chat with Oscar Wilde. I think he'd find me annoying also, but for different reasons.

Yeah, I've got this all planned out.

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