eppylover ([info]eppylover) wrote,
@ 2008-03-23 00:49:00
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Sunday Sermon ~ A Touch Of Tom, George & Eddie
Catholicism gets the jabs today.
The Vatican Rag
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While growing up, our family was of the Catholic religion.
Believe it or not, I was once a "believer" in things "spiritual"
(in other words, paranormal, superstitious, and illogical) ~
until ~ to cop a quote from Carlin ~ I reached the age of reason.

Anyway, it was subtly inferred to us by the nuns in the school that we Catholics differed from "Christians."

That kind of confused me ~ don't the first six letters of "Christian" stand for Jesus's last name? Didn't Catholics have something to do with Jesus?

...but Eddie Izzard has since explained it, so now I understand. That is ~
The papists Catholics follow the teachings of Cathol and everything he stood for.

Finally, in honor of Good Friday, here's the logic behind ~~


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Stephy asked me what Good Friday was. I answered that that's what the Christians call the day that their mythical Jesus was tortured, nailed to wooden crossbeams, and hoisted up to hang mostly naked in front of a crowd for hours and hours until he died.

Stephy looked at me incredulously, and said, "GOOD Friday? ...Holy shit!" (sarcastic voice) "Best Friday EVAR!


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(Anonymous)
2008-03-23 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Frizz K. West

In Roman cities, dead bodies were not allowed to be inside the city. So, they nailed people up outside. It also served as a warning. So, no people.

No religion has any sort of logic. Not even Judism.

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No religion has any sort of logic. Not even Judaism.
[info]eppylover
2008-03-23 09:32 pm UTC (link)
You got that right.
It's not the religion that attracts me. :)
Because I find no religion attractive ~
nor any grouping of people who put a label on themselves.
Such as political parties.
It's all bullshit lemming garbage.

But that's what people do.

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Re: No religion has any sort of logic. Not even Judaism.
(Anonymous)
2008-03-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)
You've got a lable on yourself. Eppylover. Lover of Brian Epstein. Lables are unavoidable.

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You've got a lable on yourself. Eppylover.
[info]eppylover
2008-03-24 12:01 am UTC (link)
I know. But I didn't purposely join a large group of people called the Eppylovers.

However, thou art correct. We all do have to categorize everything in life. Gotta be some way to keep things straight in our little minds.

However, if the Eppylovers were all doing weekly meetings in the Eppylover Building to preach about Eppy, I doubt if I'd be able to do that. :)


Edited at 2008-03-24 12:02 am UTC

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[info]trefenwyd
2008-03-23 11:23 pm UTC (link)
A cosmic Jewish zombie... XD

Oh, this was priceless!

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cosmic Jewish zombie
[info]eppylover
2008-03-23 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, he does tend to gobble up a lot of people's brains, doesn't he?

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