eppylover ([info]eppylover) wrote,
@ 2008-03-03 17:56:00
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THIS MADE MY YEAR, SO FAR! xD xD xD
Look, you're British ~ so scale it down a bit (LJ userpic)
I haven't laughed this hard in I cannot remember how long!

[ CLICK HERE ]
(On the top strip, change "mute" to "on" for an even better experience!)

Hope you enjoyed.
Now I go straighten kitchen, do laundry, and probably turn in early.
Still don't feel mentally human, but that little gimmick did help quite a bit. LOL


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(Anonymous)
2008-03-04 01:53 am UTC (link)
Frizz K. West

It took me a minute to get it, mostly due to my computer being crap. Very amusing! What's the icon on the far right quoting?

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...scale it down a bit, all right?
[info]eppylover
2008-03-04 02:18 am UTC (link)
An Eddie Izzard bit ~ about the careers advisor in school ~~
...And I grew up in the 70s, when the careers advisor used to come to school, and he used to get the kids together and say, "Look, I advise you to get a career, what can I say? That's it."

And he took me aside, he said, "Whatcha you want to do, kid? Whatcha you want to do? Tell me, tell me your dreams!"

"I want to be a space astronaut! Go to outer space, discover things that have never been discovered."

He said, "Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit, all right?"

"All right, I want to work in a shoe shop then! Discover shoes that no one's ever discovered right in the back of the shop, on the left."

And he said, "Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit, all right?"

"All right, I want to work in a sewer then! Discover sewage that no one's ever discovered, and pile it on my head, then come to the surface and sell myself to an art gallery."

He said, "What the fuck have you been smoking, eh?..."
Cake Or Death website~ transcription of "Dress To Kill"

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