Guess who's back!
Presenting to you ~
the first email and reply of what we hope will be a lot more of the same!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2006
From Endymion G. Titlow,
Woking, Surrey, UK
Hello Mr Napier-Bell. How's the new book coming along? It'd better be bloody good to make up for not amusing us every day with your rude emails.
Well, Mr Titlow,
I'm sorry to have to tell you that the book isn't coming along at all.
Yo and I have been building a new house and I've been travelling with Brothermandude, who've just finished their first US tour.
As a result, I've been ridiculously lazy about writing. However, I've now decided to go back to answering emails.
I was afraid I might have lost the knack of being rude but if I get emails from people with names as daft as yours it should come back quite easily.
... and now the Stephy demands her turn at the computer. G'night.